girlwithalessonplan:

iseeellis:

this-bodys-fabric:

havissard:

Want. Want. Want. I have never wanted an alcohol more than this right now.

This stuff is the devil because it doesn’t feel boozy until you’re facefirst in a puddle of your own ridiculousness.

This is my go-to alcohol for BYOB parties. It’s fucking delicious, and interesting enough to be a good conversation starter. Sure, attractive male, you can definitely have a shot of this magic octopus rum.

Oh, and it’s fabulous with Dr. Pepper.

This needs to be on my dash for my boyfriend.

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